Today in Lyft driving I gave a ride home to a chick who said she spent the night partying with Mike Judge, and claimed the only reason they didn't get kicked out of the hotel was because he made the complaint go away with money.
- Yesterday I had a couple try to disprove the validity of polyamory to me by the boyfriend likening consensual intimacy with more than one person to his girlfriend beating him and him letting her do it over and over again.
- Before that I had a guy give me the names of the most authentic cajun places in town, offer to hook me up with a discount at the gym I posted a month ago about wanting to join, and telling me he wasn't gay or nothing but I was a pretty good looking dude.
A guy last night kept laughing at the police cars we drove by and yelling "YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ME, I'LL DRINK WHAT I WANT AND BE SAFE WITH MY BUDDY SEAN HERE"
You're good with me, buddy.
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